Float big or stay home.
A pontoon? Cute. This is a POONTOON.
Your HOA hates us. The lake loves us.
Float big or stay home.
A pontoon? Cute. This is a POONTOON.
Your HOA hates us. The lake loves us.
Poontoon Life is a way of being that defies logic, gravity, and most lake ordinances. It's the unapologetic embrace of:
Poontoon Life is when the Bluetooth speaker is louder than your inner critic, and the only plan is "don't sink."
It's not a lifestyle. It's a floatstyle.
"My therapist told me to embrace chaos. The Poontoon delivered. I haven't seen our friends since Tuesday, but they seem to be having fun somewhere on the raft."
— Devin, from Disco, WI
"I spent 3 hours trying to retrieve my phone that fell into the built-in pool. Devin just laughed. Still, 10/10 for the sheer absurdity of it all."
— Carlie, from Rudolph, WI
"We came for the relaxation, stayed because we couldn't find the shore. Pretty sure I saw a squirrel water-skiing behind us at one point."
— Random, from Pecatonica, WI
"I came seeking inner peace and quiet reflection. Instead, I found a water balloon fight, a questionable DJ, and the best darn summer of my life. My inner peace is now mostly just ringing in my ears."
— David, from Kempster, WI
"My only regret is not bringing more glitter. The firetruck shower is amazing, but it really needs to dispense biodegradable sparkle. Still, the Poontoon experience is truly unmatched chaos."
— Elly, from Coon Valley, WI
"I wore my fanciest new swimsuit. It lasted exactly 17 minutes before a rogue splash from the firetruck shower turned it into modern art. Worth it."
— Memma, from Embarrass, WI
"My doctor told me to reduce stress. The Poontoon reduced my ability to feel my legs. Same difference, right?"
— Gerardo, from Belgium, WI
"I thought our marriage was strong until we had to navigate the Poontoon's snack table in choppy waters. We survived. Our dignity, not so much."
— Nikki, from Mukwonago, WI
"This thing is less a raft and more a floating commune. I traded my last hot dog for a questionable life philosophy and no regrets."
— Nick, from Spread Eagle, WI
"My fear of open water is now superseded by my fear of running out of ice. The Poontoon is a game-changer."
— Tianna, from New Fane, WI
"Fell off twice, lost my sunglasses, and got a tan in the exact shape of a beer can. Best day of my life."
— Prescott McFloaty, officially banned from 3 lakes and 1 wedding, from Soldiers Grove, WI
"I proposed to my girlfriend mid-slide. She said yes. Then we lost the ring."
— Alex 'Two Coors NA' Greenhill, from Ripon, WI
"It started as a chill afternoon float. Four hours, three sunburns, and one lost sandal later — we declared independence from land entirely. 10/10, would Poontoon again."
— G Cheesecurdz, from Pittsville, WI
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